boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
Just saw my cat fall off the coffee table for no apparent reason. This is why we got a pet.
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
rearrange this sentence
kill this sentence
Francesco Carrozzini (Lana’s boyfriend) with Elena Ora..
he’s wearing the same shirt too what a fuckboy
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"